You got to be shitting me

Today is April fools day. I got my daughter Cori good today. I told her her brother Drew, who is only 3 weeks old said "Cori". She came running and kept saying to him "say Cori". Well after about 3 miniutes of this I said "APRIL FOOLS"!!!! She looks at me and said "you gota be shitting me"

A Joke

There is a toilet paper salesman who goes to the Indian reservation to sell toilet paper. Each week he goes in there but the cheif wont buy from him because his prices are too high. So he get's the cheapes toilet paper ever made and takes it in. The cheif likes the price and buys it. The salesman does a followup phone call the next day and the cheif askes "what the name of this paper?'". The salesman tells him it is so cheap it has no name.

A couple of weeks later the salesman stops in and ask the cheif to buy some more "no name" paper. The cheif tells the salesman he has a new name for the paper. He calls it "John Wayne" toilet paper. The salesman ask why and the cheif tells him they call it that because the toilet paper is tough as hell and don't take shit off of Indians.

You know what pisses me off?

People who drive around with a bunch of dog's on their lap. Put that freaking mutt in the back seat or leave it at home.

Drop and give me 20

Listen up maggots!!!!! More to come. Now start doing push up's till I get tired.