Drop and give me 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen up maggots, DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!!!!!!!

7 DAYS FROM TODAY

Matt: "Hey Dale I hear you get to caddy from Jim next week".

Dale: "Yeah, man ol Jim can hit a ball a long way, I saw him hit a 350 yrd drive once".

Matt: "Sweet, what about HBZ"?

Dale: "HBZ is awesome! I saw him take a toothpick and use it like a pool cue and sink a 50' putt, up hill"!!!!

Matt: "Damn"

Dale: "That aint nothing, Karen Big Fish Lewis is gona be the guide service this year on their fishing trip, I expect them to land about 20 each, all 5lbs or better".

Matt: "Damn"

Dale: "Look for my number one fans up in turn 4 next week".

Matt: "Look for Kurt Busch to be in the wall by lap 25".

Dale: "Well I don't know bout that but it WILL happen by the end of the race.

(conversation recoreded 4/13/6 12:47 pm mst)

A talk between the #2 car and the #16 car.

Question from the # 2 car to the #16 car: Has anybody ever put you into the wall at 190mph before?

Reply from the #16 car: No I believe you would get your ass kicked for something like that.

TIME TO PAY UP

Long range reach out and touch someone. Martyrs or Marines who do you think will get the virgins?????

You know what pisses me off?

Iran. They are going to build a nuke and use it on us! If I'm standing toe to toe with a bully and he makes one move and looks like he is going to throw a punch, I'm gona hit him first! Don't stand there and let him smash our face first. We did that with Bin Ladden. 9/11 was a smash to the face. Never again. I say we hit them now! Hit them hard! Destroy any military equipment we can, and destroy the reactors. NOW!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Busch is a dumbass

Kurt Busch at Texas motor speedway. Look at this fool. Next time he does this at a track watch for Greg Biffle to run up and kick him in the nuts for that chicken shit move he pulled yesterday. Even Biffle's lady went to the Busch pit and got in Kurt's lady's face. I was hoping for a cat fight on pit road but it did not happen. He tried to put Biffle into the wall at 190mph. Not on accident, he was looking to crash him. Kurt lost any respect I had for him. As for the might # 8, here is what Dale Jr said after the race. "I'll win the next race in Phoenix for my number one fans, Uncle Jim and ol HBZ". Rumor has it that Dale Jr will be fishing with us as well on Friday. I'll bring the Bud Dale!!!!!!!!